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  ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING....

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  well, tomorrow's the big 3-0 since elvis checked out.

  where were you when you heard the news?

  we were getting ready for the meeting and heard it on the news.

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  I worked with my brother and now xbrotherinlaw and we stopped in at a 7-11 to get drinks after work. My brother stayed in the car and when we came back to the car he was kind of shocked and telling us that we would never guess who just died. I couldn't guess. That sort of thing you know.
  I was never an Elvis fan but I feel sorry for the misery he endured - though he surely brought a lot of it on himself.
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  *SECRETS OF PEDOPHILIA* 98 page CD worth the time to read!

  by sf in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i received my cd thirty years disfellowshipped!

  lol!!!

  how cosmic is that?.

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  my order status is "FULFILLING". Sounds a bit more like a to the point review though.
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  What's the one thing holding you back?

  by journey-on in

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  knock knock

  Fear...of success and the responsibility that may entail.
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  need od the watchtowers

  by fjla_27 in

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  2. bible

  hi to all.

  i need find the watchtower magazines of the years 1940 to 1949 in fine conditions.

  where i can download that collection of the years 1940 to 1949?.

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  knock knock

  Ah, you mean OLD watchtowers. I thought you might want ODD watchtowers. Kind of the same thing though really. :)
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  My Cats new Litter Box

  by OUTLAW in

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  2. friends

  alot of you have seen them..automated self-cleaning cat litter boxes..it`s frigg`n amazing!..the cat takes a dump..10 minutes later,a rake comes from the back of the box and scoops up the poop..theres a little garbage can at the front of the box..the garbage can lid is raised by the machine and the poop is placed in the garbage can..then the machine closes the lid and rakes the sand perfect,for the cats next poop..lol!

  !...............theres been many improvements through the years and i`ve just upgraded to the new cat litter box "poopius maximus!"..lol!

  !.......i was amazed how the first model could rake the sand so perfect and evenly.my first thought was:"what do they expect the cat do do,take a poop and play a round of golf in his litter box??"..lol!

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  knock knock

  Very funny thread - for the most part.
  I have two cats now and they both go outside to play, chase things, sit and mope etc. Then when I think they've had enough time to take care of business and let them in, where do you think they RUN to? Yep, straight to the litter box. The little one is about 3 months old and likes to scatter the litter all over the house as he slides on the tile. He is finally getting a little better though.
  
  I don't think I want one of those new fangled kitty rocket ship litter boxes though. To them it'd be like an amusement park ride.
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  Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You

  by minimus in

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  i'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.

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  knock knock

  I don't give out information about myself.
  I never, ever, ever go to apostate websites.
  I have never, ever, ever been in the news. That makes it much more difficult to track me down.
  I have NO sense of humor.
  I had fun once.
  I don't give out information about myself.
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  Whats your favorite Engrish?

  by IP_SEC in

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  2. humour

  http://www.engrish.com/.

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  Just noticed the soldiers uniform and the canteen made me think that the army should update uniforms a bit. I'm guessing that a spongebob-squarepants canteen would be all the rage or at least a nice yellow happy face.
  
  Sorry to butt in. I'll go away now.
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  Whats your favorite Engrish?

  by IP_SEC in

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  http://www.engrish.com/.

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  I ruv the transrated engrish. Especially the directions for gadgets etc. I had a CD player to install in a computer rong time ago and at the end of the troubleshooting section of the instructions was a message that read something like..."if player still to be not working please be more careful of next purchase." Can't argue with that logic.
  
  I saw a japanese band on some tv show years back and they were singing the Beatles Eleanor Rigby in that distinctive japanese way. "Ahhhh, rook at ahhhhl da ronerey peephole..."
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  DID ADAM AND EVE HAVE A BELLY BUTTON?

  by badboy in

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  2. friends

  if they won't,at what point did human have a belly buton.. what is jw viewpoint on subject?

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  That used to be a "joke" among some jw's I knew way back. If one got a bit uppity someone would ask if the uppity one had a belly button meaning that if so then he wasn't perfect and so was out of line with said uppityness.
  Oh, what fun those wacky dubs are.
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  The name Jehovah

  by sweetums in

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  2. friends

  i was wondering how many of you think that the name jehovah is actually correct?

  to be honest with you, everytime i hear it i cringe.

  i had that name shoved down my throat for the past 30 years by my witness mother-in-law.

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  knock knock

  North of the Mason Dixon line also.